Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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