I think im going to throw up on grandma
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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