So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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