I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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