A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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