If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
