I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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