i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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