fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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