Little spoons don't ask big questions
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You were trust falling into bushes
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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