My balls are so social today.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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