Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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