Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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