I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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