super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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