oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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