I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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