We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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