Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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