Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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