Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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