if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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