I wanna passion pit in your ass
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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