Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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