sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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