so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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