Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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