I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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