i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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