What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Your penis caused this!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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