O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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