How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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