I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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