hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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