so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
