Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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