Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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