she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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