I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
