people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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