I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
