I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
