One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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