I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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