Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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