just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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