it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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