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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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