he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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