How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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