I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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