Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I supernannyed him into submission
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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