Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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